Monday, April 16, 2007

Dear Mr. Marshall Mathers,

I don't know if you have been following my blog (I know you have a very demanding schedule) but I just wanted to alert you that I am coming to Detroit later this week.

While I am sure I do not deserve the title of "Your number one fan" (and moreover, I am not sure that I want that title given how it turned out for Stan), I am, in fact, "A" fan, and if I had to pick a soundtrack for my life, Lose Yourself might well be the title track.

Unfortunately, I already had to assure my husband that I wouldn't go looking for you in any clubs and that I wouldn't drive up and down 8 Mile looking for landmarks from your movie. So in the event that you decide it's time we must meet, I am staying at the Dearborn Hyatt along with 500 other scrapbookers. I will be the chubby suburban-mom looking one. How can you resist?

Looking forward to meeting you,

Your fan Sarah

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